31.8.10

Cooking: The Last Supper's Hudson Valley Lola


The last week that I lived in my glorious Bed Stuy apartment, I went shopping. Oh hell, I went shopping at the Farmer's market and picked up every odd item I could find.

I always loom by the Hudson Valley duck booth at the market because they slice duck prosciutto for you to try. Glorious glorious fat. I went home with a Hudson Valley Lola duck breast. I've never made duck before, this was going to be fun !
I started by marinating the breast in lemon, thyme, salt and pepper for a couple of hours. And in a moment of total Alton Browning, I decided to steam the breast in tea by placing it in a covered colander over a boiling wok of chamomile. 
 After about 20 minutes, I seared the breast skin side down in a hot cast iron pan and stuck it in to the oven to finish.
 Ok, so I didn't exactly ruin it, but I learned a lot from this. When you're pan searing duck you need to weigh it down with a brick or another pan to make sure the entire skin is crispy. Marinating doesn't work so much, straight up brining or dry rub would have been better. And the tea, it should have been more pungent. Duck's a tough bird ! However, the rendered duck fat in the cast iron pan was probably one of the best things I've ever eaten with sauteed bitter greens. Fantastic !

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30.8.10

Cooking: The Last Supper's Celeriac

The last week that I lived in my glorious Bed Stuy apartment, I went shopping. Oh hell, I went shopping at the Farmer's market and picked up every odd vegetal varietal I could find. 

My friend Julian send me recipes for a celeriac risotto and I never even saw a celery root until recently. They're ugly as hell and hard to clean. I wonder if one of those twisty apple peelers would work or if it'd break. Most of the recipes I found for celeriac were akin to the kohlrabi and turnips that I was already cooking on the stove. I had to go to the other direction. I found a cool looking recipe for Celery Root Remoulade from Emeril. I didn't have everything on that list, but I decide to improvise (surprise, surprise). 
 After I washed and peeled the celery root, I cut it into matchsticks for a slaw-type salad. Instead of straight mustard, I made a mustard cream to put on top afterward. It was good but it was missing something, next time I'll add green apple for a sour bite!
Cooking Jam: 

29.8.10

Tweets This Week

Come hang at the Project Parlor BBQ Championship semi-final today! It starts at 2pm!
  • Today! BBQ throwdown at Project Parlor, 2pm! Platter is $5: onion sliders, truffle grilled cheese, caesar salad and S'MORE BANANA PUDDING.
  • Welcome to my life. RT @DaPantzBX:http://tweetphoto.com/42156822
  • Got a reward for returning someones wallet!
  • Wow! Done with prep in record time!
  • To Costco with Jefe and Vance!
  • Shopping for the BBQ showdown today, still taking donations!http://ow.ly/2w8s0
  • Unregrettable dance off with @acarboni, sort of regrettable ballpark nachos. Rematch in SF. Go!
  • @zenalbatross debutin siqq new beats on Engadget bro!
  • Sup at the guy w a laptop and ipad at in the Engadget audience.
  • Heading to Serendipity 33 with my cousin today, haven't been there in 5 years.
  • Breakfast sammich has thick cut bacon from @themeathook , leftover ranch ricotta.
  • My roommate Dave is setting up our very large entertainment system. #holycrapdonotrobus
  • Did you read my essay on @loveoftheband about how I came to love music via Save Ferris and Napster? http://ow.ly/2vyHr
  • HEY EVERYBODY, MY ROOMMATE DAVE IS HOME. WE ARE GOING TO EAT POP ROCKS.
  • GUESS WHO HAS MORE FRUIT PUNCH
  • Listening to the @blipfestival cd from 2008. God, @minusbaby ! Your track stirs me like some hot chocolate!
  • @themeathook I just ate the bacon cheeseburger sausage with ranch ricotta cheese and pan fried yellow squash http://ow.ly/2vuNt
  • @themeathook What's in the Long Dong sausage? I bought one but don't remember the ingredients!
  • I'm going to be bleeding fruit punch if I fall off my bike today.
  • Fing tap dancers, how do they work?
  • RT @nullsleep: Watched Reformat the Planet 1.5 with commentary track last night - so good. Fuckin' @2PProductions how do they work? #rtpdvd
  • "Boys are you going to like you for your brains, not your pretties" - @treytatum to @suzaneraslan
  • "The de la Vega’s “charm” is liken to the Skywalker’s “force.” De la Vegas know the “de la Vega charm”..." http://tumblr.com/xffgmbpm0
  • I kinda feel human today. More like a shell. But when you put me to your ear, all you hear is a tummy grumbling.
  • Wow, that's me ! RT @heyshatterbox: Congrats to Jenn De La Vega for winning our 4th #MakeYourMark Competition!http://bit.ly/9HmSgz
  • HER LAZERLIGHT EYES. WHAT. THE FACK.
  • Fing CINDERBLOCK

28.8.10

Cooking: The Last Supper's Turnips and Kohlrabi


The last week that I lived in my glorious Bed Stuy apartment, I went shopping. Oh hell, I went shopping at the Farmer's market and picked up every odd vegetal varietal I could find. 

I've been obsessed with turnips lately. These funny roots taste like a mild horseradish when eaten raw but when you boil them, they mellow out quite nicely. Turnips may look totally different from potatoes when you pull them out of the ground, but when you peel them and boil them, they're pretty much dopplegangers. 

Almost all of the recipes online suggested that I make mashed turnips. Strangely enough, almost all the same types of recipes popped up for kohlrabi, a vegetable I thought was totally unrelated. When slices raw, it had a familiar stinging aftertaste. Humph, I'm an idiot. Pretty much all of the root vegetables in season are going to be similar, huh? I tried to eat the greens on these and I yakked pretty violently. Uh yeah, don't do it.
I peeled, cubed and boiled my turnips and kohlrabi together but I took a turn the Food Network's website didn't expect. I decided to try a sort of colcannon / gratin without the cabbage. When the cubes were tender, I mashed them into a bowl with butter, tiny bit of nutmeg and a dash of cream. I put the mixture into an oven safe dish and covered it with shredded cheese. The sucker was in the oven for about 10 minutes before the cheese bubbled and formed an awesome nut-brown crust. It was probably my favorite dish of the night !
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27.8.10

Cooking: The Last Supper's Romanesco

The last week that I lived in my glorious Bed Stuy apartment, I went shopping. Oh hell, I went shopping at the Farmer's market and picked up every odd vegetal varietal I could find. 

I've always dreamed of finding the fractal Romanesco. I didn't even think they were real ! But there it was in all of its reflexive, repetitive glory, at the Ft. Greene farmer's market! Romanesco is a cousin of broccoli and cauliflower. I'd say its colors rest somewhere between the two, too. I tasted the leaves to see if they were edible raw, they were not. Gross.

 Once it was washed and trimmed, I chopped off the florets like they were broccoli and sauteed them in butter with salt and hot pepper flakes. Its flavor wasn't as offensive as regular broccoli or as chalky as cauliflower. I'd say it's a great gateway vegetable.
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26.8.10

Cooking: The Last Supper's Baby Fennel

The last week that I lived in my glorious Bed Stuy apartment, I went shopping. Oh hell, I went shopping at the Farmer's market and picked up every odd vegetal varietal I could find. 

LOOK AT THESE TINY THINGS! I'm so used to getting the giant onion sized fennel bulbs. Since they came with so much green, I decided to make use of their fronds.
Ok, all horseplay aside. I stemmed the greens and sliced the fennel into paper thin slices with a mandoline. Everything was tossed in lemon juice, olive oil, salt and pepper. Into the fridge it went until we were ready to eat. Even though it was fairly simple, the fronds didn't break down like I thought they would with the lemon juice. They're too veiny thick to be a stand-alone salad. If you're going to use fennel fronds, mix in 2 or 3 times the servings of regular salad greens so it's not as chewy. It was pretty though, fennel greens look a lot like dill !

Cooking Jam: 

25.8.10

Event: Come eat my food at the Project Parlor BBQ Semi-Final on 8/29 !


*UPDATE* This BBQ round will also be a celebration because I won the Shatterbox Make Your Mark Competition! The Shatterbox prize will help me start a catering company in 2011, it'd be really cool if we could practice in the Project Parlor BBQ finals ! 


Thanks to everyone that supported my round 2 win against Stephen Potter at the Project Parlor BBQ Championship! We need to save up for the next round, my semifinal match is THIS SUNDAY, AUGUST 29 against Aaron Levine & Ryan BLumstein! The object of the championship is to make more $$money$$ on the day you compete. We have to pay up front costs for the food (think 60+ full platter servings). I just moved out of Bed Stuy, so it will be pretty difficult for me to prepare and transport all this food ! Click here for our menu from round 2.

Here are ways you can help out!

Donate money
You can use Paypal and address it to jenn@mushpotrecords.com  and I'll keep a running list of supporters online! You'll also get a free a la carte item of your choice! Money made from sales that day will go towards more competitions and funding my internet show Facts N' Cheese. GRACIOUS AWESOME DONORS THAT SUPPORT TEAM TALL GUY TINY GIRL: Dylan, Jeff, Lachi, Randy, Raj, Mom & Dad, Shatterbox, Angela,

Donate supplies
Got tons of charcoal, plates, napkins, utensils, condiments or food you want to get rid of? Email me (delavega at gmail dot com) or send a FB message. I'll share my ingredient list with you!

Come hang out!
August 29th at Project Parlor ! It begins at 2pm and we'll be fired up into the evening until one of us runs out of grub.  Bring your own plate, save the world, yo! 


Spread the gospel of the Project Parlor's BBQ Series!

24.8.10

Cooking: The Last Supper's Baby Artichokes


The last week that I lived in my glorious Bed Stuy apartment, I went shopping. Oh hell, I went shopping at the Farmer's market and picked up every odd vegetal varietal I could find. Up first, the baby artichokes. The pretty little bulbs were barely the size of my fist.
When you cut artichokes, you're supposed to rub lemon all over them to prevent them from getting brown. So I did. They're so bright and cute! Look at those little bastards.

I boiled these with lemon halves, salt and pepper. The leaves are wayyy too small to scrape for veggie meat. Hairy little chokes were easy to yank out and the hearts were tiny. Perhaps these things were meant for decorative purposes?
Cooking Jam:

23.8.10

Restaurants: Brunch at General Greene


Ah, brunch. I know it's such a throw away meal because everyone's pushing whatever's left in the kitchen until the next week's delivery BUT sometimes you just need a mimosa and a pile of eggs. Did I mentioned candied bacon? Or how thick it was? Or that General Greene had cheesey grits?

Last Sunday they had 2 for 1 mimosas. No joke. I took advantage and ordered the chorizo scramble with toast.

Angela ordered a mighty fine looking french toast:
Oof, yeah. Had to walk all that off afterward.

22.8.10

Tweets This Week

  • WE GOT THE #RTPDVD http://ow.ly/2sDy8
  • Every time I hear a truck come down the street, Paul and I rush to the window to see if its UPS. #rtpdvd
  • Watchin Scott Pilgrim w @adamgetsawesome @zenalbatross @dustmop @2pproductions
  • Lucas Lee cracks me up. "Kiss me, I'm dying" http://ow.ly/2qNWt
  • NO ONE PUTS PRESIDENT IN THE CORNER http://ow.ly/2qNlq
  • Breakfast at Roebling Tea Room. I want to own a place like this.
  • Omg i am in a sporting goods store and THE SHAKE WEIGHT IS REAL. There is one for men too.
  • Managed to bike on Myrtle fr Bedford to Jay w/o stopping. Feel like Canabalt #lifeisaflashgame
  • Dear Piece of Chicken, I miss you br0.
  • FULL FREAKING CIRCLE OF A DAY. I WIN. I FRICKING WIN TODAY. #deathbycheese
  • F*ing Brooklyn shows, how do they work? #deathbycheese
  • When my blood boils, all I really need is 1/2 a roasted chicken & a PSA about omgfrenship from br0s @cheesenbeer @DaPantzBX @facundorules
  • Actually throwing down bbq 8/29 at project parlor ! Yee!            

21.8.10

Cooking: Salt and Pepper Green Apples with Shaved Chocolate

I was recently recounting the story of my grandma's backyard. It's a fascinating place if you're not scared of religious grottos nestled in the middle of ominous fruit groves. In El Sobrante, CA; Grandma planted a tree in her garden for every grandchild in our family. I'm the oldest at 26 years, so my tree has been there the longest. It's a green apple tree, the kind you use to make apple pie. But oh, they're sour and grandma wasn't much of a pie maker. Well, now that I think of it, I don't really know any Filipinos that can make a decent pie. The apples were also too sour to eat off the branch and too small to thoroughly enjoy. I had a troublesome tree, it overfruited; constantly overproducing. Over the years, we found ways to eat the apples, with salt or bagoong (brine shrimp paste). I discovered that my family put salty stuff on anything underripe or green, including mangoes. All of this inspired one of my favorite snacks: sliced green apples with salt, cracked pepper and shaved chocolate.

20.8.10

Cooking: Ham and Cheese Croquetas pt 2.

My croqueta adventure continues! Why did I even want to make these? They're so labor intensive. Well ! I revisited my favorite Spanish restaurant in the city, Tia Pol and was inspired by their croquetas. Think mozzarella sticks, but fancier...tastier...better. On the left, we have the bechamel balls lightly dusted in flour. After my dredging, I deep fried 2 or 3 croquetas at a time in safflower oil until they were golden brown or had burst with gooey cheese (whoops.).

I made three sauces to go with them. Hey why not test the limits of excess? I had nacho cheese, garlic aioli and lime crema.
Ow, ishhhhh hotttt....make sure you let the croquettes rest and drain their hot oil onto a towel or pile of paper towels. You don't want to burn your stupid eager mouth like I did...

19.8.10

Cooking: Ham and Cheese Croquetas pt. 1

Besides broth, one of most heavily emphasized French techniques is the roux. Alton Brown has a whole episode about making bechamels or sauces thickened with roux. A roux is equal parts of butter and flour cooked together into a paste, which is then used as a thickening agent for savory soup, gravy and sauces. Escoffier measures ingredients by weight (and for feasts!), so I had to do a little math for my single serving. For the thickest and most effective roux, you have to whisk the flour and butter together quickly over heat. If you let it go browner, it develops a nutty flavor but isn't as useful as a thickener. The darker your roux, the more of it you'll need for your purposes.

 Roux begins powdery and dry but if you have the correct 1:1 proportion, it will liquefy and puff up like the photo above. You can turn off the heat and save the paste until you're ready or you can keep the heat on and whisk in milk to start the sauce.
Once the sauce comes together you're opening up a world of possibilities. You can fold in lot's of garlic to make alfredo or handfuls of cheese to make fondue. It's amazing stuff. I happened to have a block of mozzarella cheese, so I folded in thin slices until they melted. Do not leave any cheese sauce alone over heat! You have to keep stirring or it will form a burnt cheese layer on the bottom of the pan. That's fun when you're finished eating fondue but not so great when you're pouring the sauce into macaroni or something.
The french way to season bechamel is "1 point" of cayenne pepper and a dash of fresh nutmeg. A "point" is equivalent to the amount of pepper you can fit on the point of a paring knife. I guess French people don't like their heat (or maybe it was just Escoffier). I split my sauce into two. One for macaroni and cheese, the other for croquetas.
In another pan, I started my flavoring agents of chopped bacon and garlic. No oil is needed when you're cooking with fatty pork. When it was nice and crispy, I folded it into my croqueta sauce. It was all still soupy, so I folded in more cheese. Eh, why not?
I didn't take pictures of the macaroni, but I simply cooked a pot of noodles and folded them into the bechamel. I finished the dish by layering cheese, bread crumbs, sliced squash and more cheese. At this point you can freeze it for a couple days or bake it at 350 degrees until the cheese bubbles.

For the croquetas, I put the mixture into a bowl of froze it until it was scoopable like ice cream. In the meantime, I prepared a dredging and breading station. 1 bowl with beaten egg, 1 with seasoned flour and another with bread crumbs and crushed corn flakes (work with what you've got, dude!). When I was ready, I made little bechamel balls, dipped them in egg, then flour, more egg and finally into the crunchy crumbs. The croquetas rested in the freezer again overnight before I devoured them (more on that tomorrow).

18.8.10

Event: McCasland Bros. Win + A REALITY SHOW TWIST FOR THE 29TH

Clark and Mike did it again ! Two Sundays ago, they brought back the orange muffin, the pumpkin burgers and added a nice potato salad as well as much gossip'd sweet bourbon salmon cooked on wood slats. Angela and I made the mistake of going to brunch before the BBQ and could barely finish our shared plate.

The McCasland win slates them against Theo & Deb bbq caterers in the Project Parlor semi-finals on 8/22. In a reality show twist last Sunday, Aaron Levine and his competitor decided to band together so they could take me down on 8/29 ! Holy crap! That's not fair ! See the side bar here on bltidm.com for ways you can help my team!

THERE WILL BE BLOOD!

17.8.10

Things I ate last month

I had the meltiest scoop of banana ice cream at J.P. Licks in Boston. Considering that my favorite ice cream evar is Ben and Jerry's Chunky Monkey, this was a happy happy discovery.
I've had Momofuku flavored milks and I think they're too sweet. I tried out my own blueberry milk by pulsing frozen berries in my juicer, steeping it with cold milk and straining.
I've seen melon wrapped in prosciutto on a lot of Italian menus so I wanted to try it out! It was interesting, if I had used better meat it probably would have tasted better. The melon was juicy and sweet though.

16.8.10

Cooking: Pan Fried Vegetable Tartine


I went to Boston a couple weeks ago and made lunch. If I'm not cooking meat, I have to indulge as much as possible. I'm like a werewolf trying not to change when I eat with vegetarians, but it's ok. We made it guys, we made it. Started off by slicing the onion bread , making herby oil and washing all of the vegetables: garlic scapes, zucchini and avocado.
 The nicest condiment for these tartines was the lemon oil and avocado paste. It didn't need anything else. Using lemon oil is zestier and not as tart as the juice.
The tartines were either layered with St. Andre triple creme cheese or lemon avocado and topped with vegetables.
When you do this, make sure you have tons of paper towels to soak up the oil. I definitely used too much oil.

Cooking Jam:

14.8.10

Cooking: Chinese 5 Spice Ribs

 I was given a crazy abundance of Chinese 5 Spice mix and I didn't know exactly what to do with it. The 5 spices involved are sweet, spicy, bitter, salty and pungent; 5 qualities that balance out a dish. The two varieties I had were made with anise, clove, pepper, cinnamon, coriander and ground fennel. I went to the ol' Google and stumbled upon Tyler Florence's recipe for glazed ribs. Before you commit to this undertaking, know that the ribs dry roast for 2 hours!

I started out by making a dry rub of 5 spice and salt. The recipe doesn't require you to marinate or store it this way for any amount of time. Slow roasting allows the flavors to seep into the meat.
While the ribs were roasting at 250 degrees, I made a complicated glaze of lemon zest, soy sauce, mang tomas, ketchup, chili flakes, garlic and brown sugar. When it was reduced enough to cover the back of a spoon, it was done.
I turned the ribs every 30 minutes until the last 30 minutes when I doused glaze all over them.
For the last 10 minutes, I basted again and turned the broiler on high. I let it go for about 5 minutes until I had a sticky, crispy set of ribs.
My side of rice could not hide how strong the flavoring was. The error I made was with the cut of rib. These were a little dry, so try it with a whole rack. The fat on these little ribbies was very mouth wateringly awesome. Heated up the next day, the leftover were pretty tasty.

Cooking Jam: 

13.8.10

Restaurants: Shabu Tatsu


In the spirit of more "cook your food" restaurants, I went to a Japanese shabu-shabu place called Shabu Tatsu.Your table has a boiling pot of water in the middle and you're given a choice of meat with a mire poix of noodles, cabbage, watercress, carrots, onion, scallions, seaweed and mushroom. The idea is to cook everything one by one in the boiling water and eat it. Eventually you've a very rich broth to drink. A light lemon miso salad started off the meal (left).

I threw a good amount of the vegetables into the pot because they actually take longer than the sliced rib eye. The beef was paper thin and cooked in less than 30 seconds if you swished it around with your chopsticks. As I was eating, I was neurotically skimming the foamy beef fat from the top (yeah, they give you a skimmer!). I wanted the final broth to be CRYSTAL CLEAR.
Your meal comes with two dipping sauces for the beautifully marbled, but unseasoned rib eye. I'm not sure what they were. When I was nearing the end of the meal, I started to prepare a bowl of noodles for the broth. I made mine extra spicy and added watercress.

THere's nothing like a cool scoop of green tea ice cream to cleanse your burning throat. Haha, maybe I put too much hot chili oil at the end there...
My server gave me a little banner and told me to write a wish on it. It's now fluttering outside from a bamboo tree!
Do you know of any other good shabu places in NY?
Copyright jenn de la Vega 2009